As dusk levels the fading light of the day, a beast lumbers from it's sleep, with an ancient, festering hunger rumbling deep from within its bowels, urging it forward, from system to system, in search of the most prized find for venture capitalists in all of New Eden, asteroids.No, this is not the keen opener to a classic novella, but instead an introduction to your newest manager, Meatay "The Beast" Pickle, our resident Orca extraordinaire and mining foreman!
Having volunteered himself to sound off on, implement, operate, and manage our mining operations, Meatay has already shown himself to be one seriously hardcore miner. He threw together a mining operation in the past few days that netted almost a million cubic meters of ore in a single night. The week before that he facilitated the stock piling of nearly 200,000 units of helium isotopes refined from the ice his and others gangs brought in to the corporation.
This guy likes a hard rock, and I'm fairly certain that with a name like Meatay Pickle, it's likely his own. His wife must be one happy customer! *BADDUM DUM BOOOOSH*
Ok, well, that's all I have to say about that, before he comes for my scraggly hide and turns me pod into metal scraps!
*Note: Picture provided courtesy of Meatay Pickle
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